Emma’s Adventures is a monthly column exclusively for Eurogamer supporters, written by Emma Kent, who has an uncanny knack for finding strange adventures in games. You can support Eurogamer for £3/€3/$3 a month and gain access to a whole variety of things. Better yet, we’re currently offering a free trial so you can get a month’s subscription for nothing!
We’re also doing something slightly different with this instalment. This adventure took such an unexpected turn, and became so much longer than originally envisaged, that we decided to make it into two pieces. We also decided to make part one available to everyone, to highlight the incredible work Emma does, while keeping part two for supporters only. Part two will go live this Saturday, 1st July.
All player names have been changed for this article.