Emma’s Adventures is a monthly column exclusively for Eurogamer supporters, written by Emma Kent, who has an uncanny knack for finding strange adventures in games. You can support Eurogamer for £3/€3/$3 a month and gain access to a whole variety of things, including this piece. But we’re currently offering a free month’s trial so you don’t have to pay a thing.
This is the second part of Emma’s Valheim adventure. The first part – the one that follows her Selling Sunset dreams of running an estate agent business – is available to everyone to read, but this second part is for Eurogamer Supporters only.
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